juli (caladri) wrote in teamalala,
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A million points of light.

People's Glorious Hotel-Supplied Matches have a little too much People's Glorious Destroy The Foreigners in. Touching a match to the striking surface and aplying a light pressure causes them to explode in a way more useful for landing oneself in the emergency room, accidental arson, and other things to implicate oneself as a would-be saboteur than for, say lighting a People's Glorious Marlboro-inspired Cigarette. Scary.
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